Enamorado de una Robot

Mi hermana me decia: " No añadas a gente extraña en el messenger pueden ser viruses o spam".
Y hasta hace poco siempre le habia hecho caso. Como ella , estaba convencido de que la gente que te añade en el messenger en realidad no existe, es alguna maquina que vomita links que te llevaran al infierno cibernetico. Pero el otro dia cuando AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com me agrego, no pude evitar aceptar su sospechosa amistad. No pude evitarlo, en serio , su nombre de sexy robot viruliento me atrajo y fue ahí donde todo comenzó.

(La siguiente conversacion de messenger es real, cualquier semejanza con la realidad es real, se encuentra en ingles para conservar su veracidad historica, los nombres no han sido cambiados ...bueno si, pero sólo el mío para que no sepan cual es mi ridiculo nick de messenger y no sepan la verdad sobre mi.....YO SOY IRONMAN !!!!!...demonios)

AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com said:
hey cutie
Armans:
hi sexy robotgirl
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
Yay someone to talk to !! how are u? I found your name in the msn online members search
Armans:
really ? why ? Because I'm famous ?? I'm not really Ironman, you know, it was a jokes, I was young , the reporter was asking questions....
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... are u alone too? we should cam2cam
Armans:
yeah we should, are your roomates sexy robotwomen too ???
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
K here's the link to my cam it's http://www.freakyloving.com/abxw go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this kinky stuff on his computer lol
Armans:
uuu I'm gonna be there right away, and make sweet robotlove to you....well, usaing a webcam of course.
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a kinky girl!
Armans:
of course not, do you think Im gay ?? everyone loves a kinky girl.... and ice cream, you should never ask " who wants ice cream??" because obviously everyone wants ice cream, is the same with kinky girls.
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL
Armans:
yes i am, but not a dangerous one, i just want to smell your robotic hair. You have doubts about me, dont you ?? I'm the real Ironman, I swear...
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to...
Armans:
uhh i dont think so, phones are evil, Ironarmans doesnt like phones, Armanshulk smashes phones !!!!
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
yeah, i have a hot or not account
Armans:
Who cares i dont want to give you money, I just want to see your robot nakedness.
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u oh babe what's your favorite color?
Armans:
spaghetti
is that a color ?
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid
Armans:
dont worry im really old, like highlander old, you know like immortal, like there can be only one Armansder !!!
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy
Armans:
how crazy ? Robot crazy ? like killing robot terminator crazy ? or like springbreak sexy robot crazy ?
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's http://www.freakyloving.com/abuw , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room
Armans:
dont wear no panties, robot chiks dont need no panties !!! DOnt go robot Anya!!!
AnyaStamudicj@hotmail.com says:
k
Armans:
plisss i need your robot love, dont leave me !!! Ironarmans needs some love !!!
robot anya where are you ??!!!
NOOOO !!!!!! MENDOZA !!!!!!! ME VENGARE !!!!!!!!!!!

Después de eso me tomo 2 años encontrar a Anya y gracias a la lampara maravillosa pude convertirla en una niña de verdad, pero era demasiado tarde porque nos encontrabamos en el 2012 y los cangrejos mayas habian regresado de las estrellas para acabar con la vida en el planeta.
Anya y yo tuvimos solo unos momentos juntos, pero fueron momentos hermosos llenos de sexo con groserias y pizza.

FIN

Anya siempre vivirás en mi corazon y en mi messenger porque no te puedo borrar